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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I gave [livejournal.com profile] silvaa a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I pulled [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox's hair (-5 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September I pushed [livejournal.com profile] filthypickleinc in the mud (-17 points). In March I helped [livejournal.com profile] ebonystar across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1033 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
filthgoblin

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So yeah. Spanking. Anyone care to oblige?

Date: 2009-12-18 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunadeath02.livejournal.com
*gets paddle ready*

Date: 2009-12-18 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
Good work! First come, first served. Or maybe first to serve, eh? :p

Date: 2009-12-18 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunadeath02.livejournal.com
*mind in gutter* So is this me paddling you, or Simm paddling Tennant? ;)

Date: 2009-12-18 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
Do I have to choose? Can't I have both? I have, after all, been very good...

Ohnowait. Apparently I was very bad. Surely that makes manporn + getting my own hide tanned even more likely, yes?

Date: 2009-12-18 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunadeath02.livejournal.com
Yes, that would qualify you to spankings... but you did help [livejournal.com profile] ebonystar across the street. Perhaps that could get you a little viewing of the show, through a peephole or something? Then, a spanking.

Unless you view the spanking as a good thing.... ;)

Date: 2009-12-18 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
Unless you view the spanking as a good thing.... ;)

No! Of course not! How could you say such a thing?! *coughs*

Date: 2009-12-18 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunadeath02.livejournal.com
XD *paddles your bum*

Or, you could always pick whoever you want to give you the spankings.

Date: 2009-12-18 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
Dear me. Are you trying to make me swoon? I could write a whole list, and Mr Simm would be pretty high on that list. The others are probably too weird to share in a public forum...

Date: 2009-12-18 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunadeath02.livejournal.com
I agree, Simm would definitely be at the top of my list! (maybe even number one) Then maybe David Tennant...

Define too weird. ;) <3

Date: 2009-12-19 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
Um... Leonard Nimoy? Like, now? Not the Nimoy of Trek series era. The one in his seventies. Weird enough for ya? *blushes*

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