Shag, Marry, Push off a cliff

[filthgoblin]

candesgirl, because she likes to see me suffer, gave me a tough three and an absolutely impossible three to choose between. Mummy, it hurts!

Phil Glenister... is sweet, lovely and very shaggable. But he's a relative Johnny-Come-Lately to my stable of unf, so for that reason alone he has to go off the cliff. Even though I would pay very, very good money to be the female proganonist in this little excerpt. Sorry Phil :/

Nngh.

Simon Pegg... has been top of the pops for me for many a long year. I love him to pieces just about as much as it's possible to love someone that you've never even met. I hang on his every blog-word, devour all his works and think he's an incredible actor, comedian and writer. I was so unsqueakably happy to hear recently that he and Maureen [see? See how I talk about them like I know them?!] are having a baby, more pleased than I was when I heard one of my oldest friends was having a baby. I know, it's wrong, but I can't help myself. So I think I could definitely see myself spending the rest of my life with that man. Especially if he kisses me like this:

John Simm... I would shag several hundred ways from Sunday. Knowing what I know of him and his method (which is very much of the Stanislavski school, acting practice fans), he doesn't believe in acting as a pretense, but in acting as taking action, as doing. And if that means "doing" his co-star then he does it for real. Even when he was a relative youngster he was just, just... *insert incoherent noise here*

And now for the super-tough list. The one that I didn't want to do AT. ALL. But here it is...

Mitchell from Being Human... is just dark and delicious, and so very bad for you. Like all the best things in life. <-- I had that as the preamble for why I would shove him off a cliff, but I reconsidered after watching this and say sign me up for a shag. Please? Including biting, if I ask real nice? Guh...

Simm!Master... could lock in a battle of wits with me til eternity. Oh, yes please. I mean c'mon. Look at him! He is just... just fucking insane!

Gene Hunt... was an obsession that burned hot and hard, but seems to have been eclipsed by others. Time for a rewatch, methinks, but in the meantime he's for the cliff. That's two out of two. Oh dear :s

Though him with a bacon butty hanging out of his mouth is still way sexier than it has any right to be...

Comments

[candesgirl.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I am sorry to have put you through such torture! But damn it resulted in some pretty here on your journal. Ngh. Yum. YEs please!

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Didn't it, though? Not that my YouTube favourites are full of sexy men being sexy. Ohhhhhh no *whistles innocently*

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you cliffed Philip AND Gene. You bad, bad girl. Oh well, I'll have to see if there's anything I can salvage. :)

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

I know! I am a bad person. I was SO ready to push Mitchell off the cliff and shag Gene, but when I re-watched that video I just couldn't do it. And I certainly couldn't cliff Pegg. What's a girl to do?

[xanium.livejournal.com]

Man this was amusing XD Loved your choices and reasonings! I agree with this...

John Simm... I would shag several hundred ways from Sunday

...so much that it hurts. Ngh that video...

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

He will hurt, I will hurt, everyone will hurt. But still be unable to stop. Unf.

:p

[xanium.livejournal.com]

But it will hurt so good. *facepalms at cheesiness*

That meme looks fun if not painfully mindbreaking XD

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

It is. It was. If you want me to break your mind, I can make some suggestions...

[xanium.livejournal.com]

Feel free :D

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

I give you:

Simm!Master
Cal McCaffery
Sam Tyler

:p

[xanium.livejournal.com]

:O

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

You betcha ^_^

Look on the bright side. Whatever happens, you get to shag Simm. Twice.

[silvaa.livejournal.com]

don't throw genie off the cliff, I'll have him!!