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filthgoblin) wrote2009-08-23 08:22 pm
filthgoblin) wrote2009-08-23 08:22 pm
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The Sex Meme - revisited
I know it's not so long ago since I did this before, but I think some stuff might've changed. Not least that I'm not so coy these days and will probably answer more frankly.
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candesgirl. Again.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes. Indeed. I'm not going to be giving names, but there's more than one.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Any time except night. I'm usually too tired by then and I'm likely to put it off til the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Right as you lie in it, left as you look from the bottom.
4. Do you masturbate? Yes I do
5. How often? Pretty often. It's good for energising me. I'm not the kind to fall asleep after an orgasm. I tend to wake up and want to do things. If my focus is slipping, I might slip off for a quick one...
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No-one would pay me to see what's underneath. Trust me on this.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? If I want to feel sexy I'll have a long bath. Though showering a deux is pretty good too.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Well I think that part two of the answer above answers part of that. And yes to the bath too.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Yes/yes. Reading more than watching. I find films pretty formulaic and I start picking holes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive please. I want someone to push me around and give me what for.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes I do. More than one of you.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Only a couple in real life.
13. Would you choose love or money? Money is only a problem if you don't have any. I'm fortunate in that I don't want for much. You can never have enough love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Spanking; biting; hair-pulling. Yes, I like it kinda rough.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Yes.
I was dating a guy for a few weeks. I was young and lacked self-respect. He was older, attractive and I couldn't believe my luck. He took me out and treated me when I was a student working two jobs to try and support myself through university. His sexual predelictions confused me a little, but then I was still pretty inexperienced. He preferred to wank himself off whilst I pinched his nipples to having sex. When we did actually get around to fucking, he was brutal. And this is coming from someone who likes it rough. He tried to convince me the first time we slept together that the condom had split and then said "well since it has, we might as well carry on without it". Being a suspicious sort, I poured water into it the following morning after he left and it was still intact. He was just trying to bareback and that shows very little respect, but still I stuck with him. The next time we had sex, as he was getting close to coming, he put his hands around my throat and started to choke me. I completely freaked out. He didn't discuss it with me or warn me, he just did it. I told him a couple of days later that I didn't want to see him again. He still managed to get a consolation handjob out of me. He didn't touch me whilst I wanked him off. He got up and left whilst I still had his come on my hands.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Anywhere can be romantic if you make it so. And I don't mean that in a Jean Luc Picard way. Or do I..?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? In my beaten-up bright yellow Ford Escort in a pub carpark.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes. By his sister-in-law. It as only later that I found out the gentleman who's cock I had in my mouth was due to get married himself two weeks later.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? No. I was going to go to a live sex show in Amsterdam but it was really expensive.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? No. Though I did used to go out "on the pull". Usually completely disasterously. I rarely got anyone to go home with me. I'm not exactly what you'd call classically attractive.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? No. I'm not sure exactly how you would do that.
22. Ever been picked-up on in a bar? I'm not sure who was picking up who, but I found working in a bar a pretty good place to get laid. The guys from questions 17 & 18 both started with me serving them beer.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Kissed, yes. Tongues, yes. Drunk, yes. Enjoyable, yes. Husband present, yes.
24. What's your sexuality? I couldn't really say. I'm married to a man and I've only ever had sex with men. I've always fancied girls, even though I was terrified of the fact when I was a teenager. Now I'm much more open about it, though clearly I won't act on it. Apart from the girl in 23.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? If you mean as in public toilet then no. But in my own bathroom or a hotel bathroom, yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Several.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Quite a few things.
30. Do you own any sex toys? Yes indeed.
31. If yes, how many and what are they? I have a bullet vibrator, but I could do with changing it for a new one. I have a leather spanking paddle and a horsehair flail. And two tight-lacing corsets that I can't currently get into :(
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? Hell no. I don't even like photographs of me fully clothed, let alone in flagrante
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Never. I've not had that many partners to get them mixed up.
34. Have you ever had phonesex? No, actually.
35. Have you ever had cybersex? I've had RP. Not cybersex.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Not intercourse as such. For me, intercourse is penetration. Doesn't mean I don't see doing it as a sex act or that doing it with someone other than who you should be doing it with isn't cheating.
38. What's your favorite sex act? Actual fucking. I have sometimes been accused of being too hasty about wanting to get to the main event.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Kinda. I was only 17, it was with my boyfriend at the time and two other friends, one male; one female. There was mutual masturbation. I have, for some reason, a very clear recollection of the feeling of my [male] friend's damp erection through his white boxer briefs. He turned out to be gay and he and I are still in contact. The boyfriend and I, not so much.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? I don't think it has anything to do with guts. Some pepole might be bored enough to pick it up and answer it. Who knows?
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candesgirl. Again.1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes. Indeed. I'm not going to be giving names, but there's more than one.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Any time except night. I'm usually too tired by then and I'm likely to put it off til the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Right as you lie in it, left as you look from the bottom.
4. Do you masturbate? Yes I do
5. How often? Pretty often. It's good for energising me. I'm not the kind to fall asleep after an orgasm. I tend to wake up and want to do things. If my focus is slipping, I might slip off for a quick one...
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No-one would pay me to see what's underneath. Trust me on this.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? If I want to feel sexy I'll have a long bath. Though showering a deux is pretty good too.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Well I think that part two of the answer above answers part of that. And yes to the bath too.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Yes/yes. Reading more than watching. I find films pretty formulaic and I start picking holes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive please. I want someone to push me around and give me what for.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes I do. More than one of you.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Only a couple in real life.
13. Would you choose love or money? Money is only a problem if you don't have any. I'm fortunate in that I don't want for much. You can never have enough love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Spanking; biting; hair-pulling. Yes, I like it kinda rough.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Yes.
I was dating a guy for a few weeks. I was young and lacked self-respect. He was older, attractive and I couldn't believe my luck. He took me out and treated me when I was a student working two jobs to try and support myself through university. His sexual predelictions confused me a little, but then I was still pretty inexperienced. He preferred to wank himself off whilst I pinched his nipples to having sex. When we did actually get around to fucking, he was brutal. And this is coming from someone who likes it rough. He tried to convince me the first time we slept together that the condom had split and then said "well since it has, we might as well carry on without it". Being a suspicious sort, I poured water into it the following morning after he left and it was still intact. He was just trying to bareback and that shows very little respect, but still I stuck with him. The next time we had sex, as he was getting close to coming, he put his hands around my throat and started to choke me. I completely freaked out. He didn't discuss it with me or warn me, he just did it. I told him a couple of days later that I didn't want to see him again. He still managed to get a consolation handjob out of me. He didn't touch me whilst I wanked him off. He got up and left whilst I still had his come on my hands.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Anywhere can be romantic if you make it so. And I don't mean that in a Jean Luc Picard way. Or do I..?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? In my beaten-up bright yellow Ford Escort in a pub carpark.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes. By his sister-in-law. It as only later that I found out the gentleman who's cock I had in my mouth was due to get married himself two weeks later.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? No. I was going to go to a live sex show in Amsterdam but it was really expensive.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? No. Though I did used to go out "on the pull". Usually completely disasterously. I rarely got anyone to go home with me. I'm not exactly what you'd call classically attractive.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? No. I'm not sure exactly how you would do that.
22. Ever been picked-up on in a bar? I'm not sure who was picking up who, but I found working in a bar a pretty good place to get laid. The guys from questions 17 & 18 both started with me serving them beer.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Kissed, yes. Tongues, yes. Drunk, yes. Enjoyable, yes. Husband present, yes.
24. What's your sexuality? I couldn't really say. I'm married to a man and I've only ever had sex with men. I've always fancied girls, even though I was terrified of the fact when I was a teenager. Now I'm much more open about it, though clearly I won't act on it. Apart from the girl in 23.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? If you mean as in public toilet then no. But in my own bathroom or a hotel bathroom, yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Several.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Quite a few things.
30. Do you own any sex toys? Yes indeed.
31. If yes, how many and what are they? I have a bullet vibrator, but I could do with changing it for a new one. I have a leather spanking paddle and a horsehair flail. And two tight-lacing corsets that I can't currently get into :(
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? Hell no. I don't even like photographs of me fully clothed, let alone in flagrante
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Never. I've not had that many partners to get them mixed up.
34. Have you ever had phonesex? No, actually.
35. Have you ever had cybersex? I've had RP. Not cybersex.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Not intercourse as such. For me, intercourse is penetration. Doesn't mean I don't see doing it as a sex act or that doing it with someone other than who you should be doing it with isn't cheating.
38. What's your favorite sex act? Actual fucking. I have sometimes been accused of being too hasty about wanting to get to the main event.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Kinda. I was only 17, it was with my boyfriend at the time and two other friends, one male; one female. There was mutual masturbation. I have, for some reason, a very clear recollection of the feeling of my [male] friend's damp erection through his white boxer briefs. He turned out to be gay and he and I are still in contact. The boyfriend and I, not so much.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? I don't think it has anything to do with guts. Some pepole might be bored enough to pick it up and answer it. Who knows?
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And for the record, that man you talked about above? ASSHAT! Seriously, who does shit like that. I hope you didn't reflect on you too much, and good on you for telling him you didn't want to see him anymore.
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As for the guy, it did mess me up a little. I'd totally blanked it from my memory until one night in bed Mr G rolled over to cuddle me with his eyes shut, missed and draped the full weight of his arm over my throat as I was lying on my back. I started screaming and hyperventillating and he was mortified. I'm fine now, though, so long as hands and throat never meet. I even dislike asphyxiation fic for the same reason. It's not sexy to me. Which is why I was so surprised by how hot the K/S reboot choking scene was. Maybe because it was actual violence with homoerotic subtext rather than something that was meant to be sexy? Who knows. The subconscious is an odd beast.