Dear internet

I know you do so much for me. You provide me with access to a wonderful world of images, video, information and all this at the click of a button. You allow me to stay in contact with friends in far-flung corners of the globe. I even know that a globe has no corners. I learned that on Wikipedia and without you that wouldn't have been possible.

However, I would be forever your faithful servant if you could make it so that your ingenious 0users of peer-to-peer file-sharing would get busy with their magic and have Heroes ready for me to download in the morning when I get up. I need the new series, like, medically. And since we are on a delay this side of the Atlantic I find it necessary to engage in copyright theft to service my addiction.

Yours hopefully

filthgoblin