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I was going to post tonight about my starting on the South Beach Diet, and the shitty day I had at work, but I decided against it and answered a load of pointless questions instead.

Single or Taken: Married
Sex: What, now?
Birthday: 15th March
Sign: The one-fingered salute, usually. Or rock horns. You meant hand gesture, right?
Siblings: No thanks
Eye colour: Green
Shoe size: 8-9
Height: 6'1"
Country born: UK
What are you wearing right now: Turquoise vest, grey sweatpants, pink fluffy slippers
Where do you live: In our house
Righty or lefty: Righty
Any pets: Two cats, Maxi and Monty [short for Montego] and one dog, Lucky
Where do you work?: In an office
Do you own a cell phone?: Yes
Do you like to text?: It's alright
Play an instrument?: Guitar, Bass, Viola. None particularly well
Have any tattoos?: Nope
What did you have for breakfast: Weetabix
What makes you smile: Beautiful sky, spending time with people I love
Why do you smile: Because the muscles contract in the side of my face and pull the corners of my mouth up.
What is the weather like out side: Dark. It's night. I can't be arsed to go look
What do you like better, colored pencils, crayons, or markers: Pencils please
What have you been labeled: A man in drag. A geek. A fat bird.
Do you think you are a nice person: Yes, I think so. Others may disagree.
What is the worst pain you've ever felt: I don't remember pain. It's an awesome skill to have. Once it's done hurting, I don't remember it and can't compare to anything else.
What did you have for lunch: Tuna salad
What do you have in your cup/bottle: Decaffeinated coffee; black
What is your worst habit: Eating when I'm not hungry
What time is it: 23:24
What size bed do you have: Super-king size
What is your favorite scent: Freshly baked bread.
What do you fear: Moths. Failure.
What did you have for supper: Salmon and green beans.
What's the last thing you said?: "I should go to bed"
What is beside you?: Camera; hand cream.
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Sea salt shampoo from Lush.
What's the best thing that happend to you this year?: Went to Glastonbury for the first time.
What's you favorite feature in the opposite sex?: Humour.
Is any one mad at you: Yes.
Who do you truly hate: No-one.
Does any one like you: I'd like to think so.
Who is the last person you went to the beach with: Mr G, K and [livejournal.com profile] licklepickle.
Who is the last person you went to the movies with: Rich and Dan.
Who is the last person to call you: Someone at work, probably.
Who is the last person to IM you: Rich.
Who is the last person to E-mail you: Mr G.
Who or what were you named after: No-one. Though after my parents brought me home from hospital, they discovered neighbours had named their dog the same thing.
Who is your favorite cartoon character?: Dangermouse.
Who is your hero?: Hiro. Hiro is my hero.
Who do you know that is most likely to gossip?: I couldn't tell you. I'm not one to gossip.
Is there a person who is on your mind right now?: Yes.
Who is your loudest friend?: That's probably me.
The innocent friend: No-one who hangs around with me stays innocent for long.
The shy one?: Not saying. Don't want to embarrass them.
One that always swears?: That'd be me again.
The geek?: Erm, and me again. Or possibly Rich. Or maybe [livejournal.com profile] terraswrath 
The one with the worst memory?: [livejournal.com profile] licklepickle .
The comedian?: E.
Do you cry a lot: Depends. I'm not averse to it.
Do you make people angry: I don't think so.
Do you like who you are: Not really.
Do you like the cold: As long as I can snuggle to get away from it.
Do you like the heat: I like sunshine, but I can take or leave heat.
Do you like to walk in the rain: No. It makes my hair into a big ginger 'fro.
Do you like taking pictures: I do.
Do you like puzzles: No. They frustrate me.
Do you like coloring: Yes. I had a colouring book and pencils for Christmas last year and this.
Do you smoke: Not any more.
Do you drink: Yes.
Do you like swimming: Yes.
Do you like the ocean: Yes.
Do you like funerals: What?!
Do you hear voices: No. But I see dead people.
Do you see dead people: Damn. That ruined that joke.
Do you like playing with fire: Not playing with it, but I like to watch it.
Do you believe in free will?: Only if someone tells me I can.
Have you been called a slut before: Yes.
Did it bother you: Yes. It was my mother who called me it.
Have you ever passed out from being drunk: Um...
Have you ever eaten any bubbles: Again, what?!
Have you ever been in an ambulance: Yes. With the crew on a blue light call across the Staffordshire Moorlands, eating a kebab in the back with a paramedic.
Have you ever had stitches: Yes.
Have you ever watched a porno?: Yes.
Ever thought about becoming an actor/actress?: Yes.
Slapped or punched a guy in the face?: I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Laughed at something when no one else thought it was funny?: So often it makes me question myself sometimes.
Cried while listening or singing a song?: Yup.
Watched disney movies as an adult?: I watched The Princess Diaries on Sunday *hangs head*
Swore with little kids around?: Me: Fuck! Someone else: There're kids here... Me: Shit! Sorry!
Wanted to be a cop?: No.
Pierced anything?: Not even my ears.
Felt like you were the smartest one in the room?: Rarely.
Laughed and cried at the same time?: Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion [/Steel Magnolias]


Date: 2009-08-11 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smutjunkie.livejournal.com
Pierced anything?: Not even my ears.

That would have been my response up until very very recently. Think you'll ever pierce anything, or is your current state part of your identity?
Edited Date: 2009-08-11 12:29 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-08-11 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
I've managed to get this far through my life without piercing anything, so I don't think I'm likely to now. Don't get me wrong. I like piercings. And tattoos. I think tongue piercings are particularly sexy, but more than anything else I'm a huge coward. Also, I recently had to wear earrings for a play [my wearing earrings was pretty key to part of the script] so I wore clips. I thought I looked really silly. But that's probably just because I'm not used to seeing me with earrings on at all.

The identity thing is interesting, though. I don't think there's all that much about my outward appearance that reflects how I feel about myself. I feel small, but you can tell from my height that I'm quite the opposite of that. The fact I started this post with a quip about starting a diet also indicates that my current width isn't exactly small either. Because I'm somewhat statuesque, people tend to assume all kinds of things about me. The one common misconception is that I'm dominating. I'm really more likely to let other people dominate me - and you can take that in every sense of the word. In terms of my interests too, I look on the outside every inch the vanilla girl, but in terms of my interest in music, film and other forms of expression if I were to detail what I like before I met someone I'm sure they would expect to see someone different to me.

Date: 2009-08-11 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsyren.livejournal.com
Have you ever eaten bubbles?

OH GOD I DID THIS LAST NIGHT!

I bought some cat bubbles and was playing with them (with the cat...I wasn't just playing with bubbles...although they are fun...)last night and they're supposed to be peach flavoured and THEY'RE TOTALLY NOT!

What?! Why are you looking at me like that? They said "Peach Flavoured!" in bold writing and everything! What would you have done?! I HAD NO CHOICE! I HAD TO TRY!

Date: 2009-08-11 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
Cat bubbles? What the deuce?!

I know what you mean about tasting things that smell like they could be eaten, though. Though I think that some manufacturers seem to confuse "flavoured" with "scented"...

Date: 2009-08-11 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsyren.livejournal.com
But, as the manufacturer said flavoured I felt I had to put this to the test.

I was doing Mister a service really...

Date: 2009-08-11 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
Lesson learned from the experience? Bubbles that are made of soap taste of soap?

;)

Date: 2009-08-11 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsyren.livejournal.com
Yus... *hangs head in shame*

Date: 2009-08-11 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthgoblin.livejournal.com
Believe me when I tell you that I am acutely familiar with your predicament.

Date: 2009-08-11 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rustledust.livejournal.com
It could have been far, far worse. You might have accidentally tasted catnip flavoured bubbles. Trust me, there's no coming back from that one!

Date: 2009-08-11 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsyren.livejournal.com
Touché... I can only imagine the horror that that would entail.

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