Drabble: "Solid", Life on Mars - Gene/Sam

[filthgoblin]

Title: Solid
Fandom: Life on Mars
Pairing: Gene/Sam
Rating: PG-13 to be on the extremely safe side
Word count: 100
Summary: It's only ever a matter of time before Sam ends up slammed against a hard surface...
Author's notes: An unbeta'd drabble of the most embarrassing variety. This is pure crack!fic. In response to karaokegal 's comment in my Christmas LoM fic about OT3, this perspective on Gene and Sam comes from... the filing cabinet. I'm so, so sorry. *facepalm*

Standing stoically against the wall afforded a clear view of the unfolding scene, and it was clearly only a matter of time. The ritual was always the same: though the catalyst might change the actions never varied. Heated words from Gene met by a measured response from Sam. Self control expressed through clenched fists and pursed lips lasting mere seconds before lapels were seized and the weight of two bodies met with passive resistance from the metallic surface.

The filing cabinet shuddered, a thrill of vibrations reverberating through the frame. The time had come. And not a moment too soon.
 

Comments

[hpstrangelove.livejournal.com]

I love this!

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much =)

[clonesgirl]

Filing cabinet p.o.v. - loves it! :)

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[dragonlit.livejournal.com]

:) I always did love the filing cabinet action and obviously it did too! Perfect!

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

It just makes the *slam* even more enticing when it sounds so vigorous echoing through the hollow drawers...

Nom.

And thanks :)

[xanium.livejournal.com]

Ah! You did post it *grins* lovely indeed!! what a neat idea to have the pov of a filing cabinet. Wonderful!

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

You found it then. I'm still feeling slightly ashamed. It didn't come offhalf as cracky as an idea that rediculous should have...

[blaiyzed.livejournal.com]

wooop *uses appropriate icon*
good job :)

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

You appear to have screen-capped the inside of my brain....

Thanks for reading!

[severinne.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that's just fucking brilliant. Lucky filing cabinet.

Thanks for sharing!

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I felt utterly rediculous posting it, but it wouldn't leave me alone. I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I'm so glad you did this. I love inanimate object smut. :)

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

I tried to ignore it, but found myself subconsciously writing it whilst I was getting ready for bed last night. So I thought I might as well...

[silvaa.livejournal.com]

even inanimate objects love gene/sam - trufax! Loved it :D

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Thanks love! Glad you liked it *grins*

[wyvernwolf.livejournal.com]

Loved it. :-D

Only in this fandom would this work!!

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

You are so right. And that is precisely why I love this fandom =D

Thanks so much

[jean-geanie.livejournal.com]

brilliant!

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Thanks!