Christmas silliness

[filthgoblin]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I gave silvaa a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I pulled 51stcenturyfox's hair (-5 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September I pushed filthypickleinc in the mud (-17 points). In March I helped ebonystar across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1033 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, filthgoblin

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So yeah. Spanking. Anyone care to oblige?

Comments

[lunadeath02.livejournal.com]

*gets paddle ready*

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Good work! First come, first served. Or maybe first to serve, eh? :p

[lunadeath02.livejournal.com]

*mind in gutter* So is this me paddling you, or Simm paddling Tennant? ;)

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Do I have to choose? Can't I have both? I have, after all, been very good...

Ohnowait. Apparently I was very bad. Surely that makes manporn + getting my own hide tanned even more likely, yes?

[lunadeath02.livejournal.com]

Yes, that would qualify you to spankings... but you did help ebonystar across the street. Perhaps that could get you a little viewing of the show, through a peephole or something? Then, a spanking.

Unless you view the spanking as a good thing.... ;)

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Unless you view the spanking as a good thing.... ;)

No! Of course not! How could you say such a thing?! *coughs*

[lunadeath02.livejournal.com]

XD *paddles your bum*

Or, you could always pick whoever you want to give you the spankings.

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Dear me. Are you trying to make me swoon? I could write a whole list, and Mr Simm would be pretty high on that list. The others are probably too weird to share in a public forum...

[lunadeath02.livejournal.com]

I agree, Simm would definitely be at the top of my list! (maybe even number one) Then maybe David Tennant...

Define too weird. ;) <3

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Um... Leonard Nimoy? Like, now? Not the Nimoy of Trek series era. The one in his seventies. Weird enough for ya? *blushes*